Monday, January 31, 2011

life (noun)
a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Money isn't that funny.

Things I need to save money for

- Travel to uni (ongoing)
- Summer lacey/crochet vest thing
- Sushi train
- DSLR/Polaroid cameras (more of a wishlist item)
- Presents (maybe $100 there)
- Magnetic rings
- Mini eyelash curler
- Mobile phone bill
- Rayban Aviators (wishlist item really)
- Crop tops and short shorts.
- Stick on wall hooks
- Bike
- Nails polish(es)
- Havaianas x 2
- Ankle wedges; one with laces, one grey suede or Dannie Wedges from Wittner ($170)

Oh my abbey

How can one be this skinny? "Where are her organs?" my mum would question.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

To do list

Things to do. (no specific due date cept before time of death)

- Get a new bike
- Buy nail polish remover soon
- Do my nails
- Try macarons
- Tidy wardrobe
- Stop being fat
- Make outfits
- Get a 2011 diary really soon
- Finish this to do list.

me, but written by someone else.

I think that is so true and it's scary how now I know I'm classified as a type of person that the person that wrote this is. I don't really feel unique anymore. Well I guess there's more to me then these 3 facts, but still, it's spot on.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Who would want bread?

I DO! I won this guy at Capitols! On those skill tester claw machines :)

Total amount used on bread: $1
Total amount used on Capitol/Prize Paradize claw machines: $100+ or something LOL.

I'm 65% virgin at life.

I was just curious, sorry for posting such shat ^^;;
Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody.

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friends crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

my youtube.

Hey there! how are you today? I'm sick at the moment so I'm just sitting in my room >< and plus people came over like unannounced and I think that's so rude - like what do you want us to feed you? Why are you here? Like I know my dad owes their family when he went overseas and they fed him but it was really like a one off thing (or maybe a couple of times) but we've been feeding these people so much and we used a lot of money and their family is richer than ours so I don't see how we still owe them anything. I know that friends are supposed to look out for each other but don't take advantage of my courteousity (as youtuber luanlegacy says).

Talking about youtube I just wanted to list my favourite youtube channels or whatever, like the people I watch incase you get bored and you sorta want something different to watch. :) I don't know, I like making lists xD 

I'll try put them in categories but really I don't watch alot lol.

- Natalie Tran's communitychannel: pro at video editing and her funny takes on everyday activities. I love her wacky mind ;D

- ItsKingsleyBitch: a guy who rants on things in society like overexposed/overrated celebrities and trends and he is just so funny because most of the things are true. (I mean even though you disagree with him, he's still funny xD) *note: he is putting on a persona. Another ranter is luanlegacy

- RayWilliamJohnson: I think I'll put him in comedy - he reviews videos but you can tell hes kinda a nice person. He reviews 3 viral clips per video that gets sent in to him or that are new/popular and so you're really watching 3 youtube/internet videos in one of his.

- mychonny/yourchonny: mychonny is his vlog i think, and yourchonny is his comedic channel. That guy is crazy and normally I don't like people who are too crazy like.. wtf? but he's funny to watch :) (yes this person's asian)

- Ryan Higa's nigahiga: you have to know who this guy is or you're missing out big time my friend.  (this person is asian too)

- kevjumba: he was on the American the amazing race with his father. He's friends with WongFuProd and nigahiga, so he's sorta the same type of humour and stuff.

Those are my favourites/subscribed but I regularly watch recklesstortuga, um smosh is a funny one. There's kevjumba who goes there and I absolutely love anything that's done by WongFuProductions (who doesn't really belong in any category but I'll put them here - WongFuProductions: 3 asian guys who produces and makes music videos, short series, mini short films; they're legends really.)


- Mike Tompkins: who covers songs and makes all the music and stuff using his mouth (his facial expressions xD)
- KurtHugoSchneider: Sam Tsui is so animated.
- Gummybeargleeks[number]: posts full studio version of songs from GLEE :)

Beauty and fashion:
Okay, when I get bored and I don't really have anything to do I watch beauty and fashion tutorials just to like get ideas and you know see what girly-girls are like lmao.

- Amarixe: she has such a nice personality and she just seems nice and so honest. She has so many nail polishes and really pretty eyes! She's absolutely gorgeous.

- juicystar07 or Blair Fowler: her and her sister got really famous for doing beauty videos and the way she speaks is so fast and typically american. I watch her cos she's pretty down to earth and the things she says are totally relate-to-able.

- bubzbeauty: she gets so much slack for being asian and being her. so support her everyone! i think she's pretty great and her tips and stuff are really helpful

- michellephan: I used to like her a lot more but her makeup nowadays are way too flamboyant and almost fake, but if you watch her vlog (when she does) and her gaming (yes, shes an asian beauty that games) you can see she's great but I don't know why she like needs so much makeup.

VanityMakeup: she's Australian so I sorta watch her cos I just wanna see what there is over here cos there's a lot of stuff that other people talk about that I can't get cos I'm down here in Australia! lol. 

And I think that's enough, for now anyways.
ZOMG I'm pretty thirsty but I can't really leave my room =/ boo.

Oh and I said I'll update on the purple hair dye thing and I haven't had a chance to dye my hair and I don't feel that well today, but perhaps later if I'm really bored and I grew the balls to do so. I hope the colour turns out! And I hope it doesn't kill my hair too much.
It says on the box that you shouldn't use it on previously coloured or bleached hair - well how else are you supposed to get the colour you want to show if you have black hair like mine? Meh, I'll try anyways.

Alright, ttyl :)

Sunday, January 16, 2011

25th month

Hey :) so first off I just wanna wish a happy 25 months to a special someone and I'm sure you know me well enough to know what I wanna say to you so I'm not going to blog it and get you embarrassed and everyone else puking ahahah. Anyways so today we went Burwood and we decided to eat at a restaurant! I forgot what's it's called but it's the one next to the thai noodle place and it has seating outside. (Just a warning, I spent ALOT of money today. lol)

Starters - Garlic Pizza - $9.90

T-Bone Steak with sides and Dianne Sauce - ~$27

Chicken Bosca..ilia.. something - $20.90
My meal! I couldn't even finish that even though it looks tiny

Coke - $3.50
Strawberry iced 'tea' - IT HAD NO TEA TASTE WHATSOEVER - ~$5

We are so full we can't finish it anymore.
 Then we went shopping! And we (mostly I) bought:

Industrie Headphones for $9.99!! That's the cheapest headphones that are good quality I have ever seen. We bought one each! Check out the website for more colours - Proceeds go to charity!
btw this is the first batch of photos from my N97

This is a new Pepsi called Pepsi RAW (wow reminds me of my work)
and it has natural/raw ingredients in it and to me it tastes like
Lipton Iced Tea LMAO but Cola form
Only available at 7/11

Oh and as you can sorta see the can is really squishable xD

$2.50 strawberry mug

And lastly, this cute-ass strawberry cup was bought from Hot Dollar from Burwood but.. it's not actually Hot Dollar anymore! What they did was change everything to Japanese products (made in china still) and priced EVERYTHING $2.50. Like everything! You can get cups like this one, I also bought stockings, you can get boxes, craft things, and they're all like asian (some has no english on it so I have no idea what they are) but everything's $2.50 so I mean, some things aren't worth $2.50 but the others are and are a bargain! So it's like that Daisu thing that Today Tonight talked about months ago. 

I am still in need of a 2011 diary! ><
Well I think that's all for today.. I think I'm going to update tomorrow because I bought purple dye and I sorta wanna use it on my natural black hair and see how it turns out! I mean on the box it says BLACK = *RESULT* so yeah, wish me luck! But more about that when I do it. 

Oh and today I realised I can charge my mobile by plugging it into my computer! :) like an iPod woo. 

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Feeling royal


I am going to do this to my hair when:
a) I get my hair light enough without dipping it in bleach and killing it off
b) find out how to get the light-brown hair that I will have purple or
    find permanent purple dye.

maybe I'll ask the owner of the photo how'd she get that hair xD.

okay that's something I will do in 2011! wait for it guys ;D


Swisse - Hair Sking Nails - 60 tablets
$17 @ Chemist Warehouse
2 days ago I started taking these, and I'll update on how they go when I've been on them for a month or so.

Dosage: once a day during/after food
Meaning it will last 2 months. (if you buy other brands check this. the other brands may be cheaper in price, but they will only last you a month because they're twice a day or something)
Side effects I'm PERSONALLY feeling: Nauseous (probably because I'm not full enough after taking them. Probably better to take them during your meal).

mm yeah that's about it
sorry I haven't been blogging! hope you don't miss me too much xD
much love, xoxo.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Cold weather

It's been really weird lately with the rain and high sunrays to the humidity and then to the windyness! And I wanted to just show you guys what I wore the other day where it was cooler and I went yum cha with my family and family friends :)
I haven't worn skirts or a dress in a while because I'm normally working nowadays - which means I'm stuck in my uber skinny jeans :S my legs are seriously frying as I make my 20 min trek to and from work as the sun is blazing down on me.
Well here we go :)

Sorry, my face was just not ready and I'm making a face
like I saw something disgusting ><

Oh gosh I don't have the poses to be a model at all

~ Jacket & Dress (opened at back) - JayJays
~ 'Heart you' stockings - Princess Highway from Dangerfield
~ Shoes - Pulp
~ Belt - thrifted
~ Toadstool money purse - Element from eBay

Friday, January 7, 2011

new toy :) n97 bby

Hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated! been busy! This post won't have much content because I just wanna show off my new phone LOL.

I guess I'll give it a mini-review.

Box is huge! such a waste of space!

It looks like a toy! lol.

Where's my stylus? :( 
Here it is 'in action!'
So this is the Nokia N97 guys - not N97 mini and you can read up on tech specs here.
It's really pretty I guess, compared to my brick of a phone before which was the Nokia N96 (see what I did there, I actually had an actual upgrade lol).
It has been great so far, but just a little bit confusing. I like how my old phone functions, like the music player with the specialised music keys and all. I like how this is touch/keyboard but most functions you can't use the keyboard, and I don't know, it's okay. My thumbs will always be too big for qwerty keyboard phones! This is a decent size but I always feel like I'm pressing nothing, but I already pressed the key LOL. Keyboard feels like a touch sorta thing to me in that case and so it's pretty silent.

Well I'm still getting used to it so I don't have much else to report except it has a really loud camera sound and I'm trying to disable it. My old phone had it too, but the software update stuffed up, and with that, the camera sound turned off! YAY! dw, I'll try signing apps and things like that and I'll sort it out :)

Well I hope you're having a good start to 2011.
Take care guys!

Monday, January 3, 2011

One of my favourite commercials.

The funniest commercial made ever. I love this and I think it's just so funny ahaha xD

Sunday, January 2, 2011

A new year.

These posts are the posts about the new year which I posted on my tumblr, I just wanted to leave them here in one post.

It's only the 2nd day of the year and I think I already failed... :( 

oh and I just wanna start this year off with an apology, I'm not good with words, or things like that, so I found a picture, a typography, which explains how I feel almost like I want it to.

That applies to my friends too. Sorta. Yeah. 

mmk, hope you have a happy 2011.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

What I have learnt 2010

Hey guys, it's the end of 2010! and I just wanted to list down the things I've learnt - like how Rove used to do it at the end of his show :)
  • Never buy things from Harvey Norman
  • Love doesn't hurt - betrayal, lies, jealousy and disappointments do
  • Expectations is what really hurts
  • Tumblr is life
  • Uni is not great. Uni is pretty tiring and not good for your health, or social life.
  • I will never be a model, or a singer, or Miranda Kerr/Dianna Agron/Hayley Williams
  • Dianna Agron and Hayley Williams are pure love and awesomeness.
  • It's ok to be selfish sometimes, just not most of the time
  • Moustaches are awesome
  • Haters gonna hate.
  • Friends; there's many types. 
    • There's going to be those friends you meet but instantly click and it seems like you've known forever
    • There's going to be those friends that bitches about you and makes up the rumours 
    • There's going to be those who will stick by you no matter what
    • There's going to be those who mean more than you than you mean to them
    • There's going to be those who you will sacrifice, or will sacrifice you first
  • You should be able to say what you want without being scared to be judge by others.
  • The one you trust the most will probably be the one that will hurt you the most.
  • 18 is too old to be stupid, but too young to care.
  • Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end is it dear?
  • Your time will come. Trust me. Or you can just make it your time and seize the moment.